Current location:	kirk
Current mood:	amused
Current music:	Pilate - Endgame
Entry tags:	coffee, food, friends, hair, movie, party, random, seattle

Coffee Pervs
Damn yo, there are like only 2 or 3 weeks of class left. That is crazy!

I took out my purple yarn because I was getting sick of how messy my hair looked all the time. Amazingly I didn't have to cut them out and my hair is completely back to normal! I really should make a detailed blog post on how to do the yarn so everyone can have fun with it. You can wash your hair and leave it in for 3 months+ and your hair is still fine at the end. Those Goody hair bands that you can buy at Walmart are teh shizznit - I can even reuse them!

This is going to sound silly, but I got this awesome new hair dryer on sale at Walgreens for like 10 dollars. It has a non-tangle brush attached so you can style as you dry your hair and it has that funky ionic technology. I think my old hair dryer was too hot and was damaging my hair, since it seems like I don't have as many wirey hair with split ends. Also I got good comments on my hair today so I give it two thumbs up. Buy it!

I was going to blog about this for a while, but it's so damn prevalent that I have to blog about it NOW. So, apparently pervs in Seattle are too fancy for Hooters. OK people, think...Seattle...what do people want? I know! COFFEE! Naked girls + coffee = profit.

I first heard about Chika Latte on Craigslist. The site looks innocent enough, but check out uniforms. Holy shit. You get served coffee by half-naked ladies wearing a football outfit that says "69" on it. I wanted to go to the one in Ballard but then I found out it wasn't a sit down place - they are just drive throughs (with a glass window so you can see the A of T&A, natch). Lame.

Apparently Seattle is a lot more depraved than I thought, because there is not one but THREE different companies who cater to these coffee pervs. There's Natte Latte and The Sweet Spot Cafe. Both of these have bios of the girls who work there and the Sweet Spot even makes a pin-up calendar with their girls.

I must admit I have some sort of morbid fascination with these places, but I don't think I could bring myself to work there. You'd think you could only find this thing in Japan, but I guess Seattle is trendy enough and/or close enough to Japan so as to catch those crazy perv waves.

On Friday night I had my Svankmajer shorts party. I cooked a vegan cake and strawberry pie, both of which were super super good! The pie didn't even need to be baked and was super healthy but it was sooo good. The cake was OK, but kind of nothing special, and it creeped me out that I had to put vinegar in it. Ewww.

We watched some of his best short films and then started Alice. I thought we might want to watch Lunacy but everyone seemed to want Alice...turned out to be a bit of a mistake because I forgot how tedidous that film can be. There are totally brilliant bits in it, but in other parts it just drags. By that time it was too late to get that far into Lunacy, so we just kind of chilled and looked at silly Craigslist posts.

I felt kind of awesome since I pulled off hosting a party that had edible food and such. I don't think I had ever done that before, so yay!

I found out on Friday that Owen and Stephanie will be in Seattle too. Awesome.

And that's about it. Bye!